The Central Province. In 2019, Teaching

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The National Hospital Kandy (NH Kandy) is the second largest Hospital in Sri Lanka with a bed strength of 2741 and is the major tertiary care unit in the Central Province. In 2019, Teaching Hospital Kandy was upgraded as the second National Hospital of Sri Lanka.

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The Dragonslayer's Apprentice is a novel written by David Calder in 1997 and illustrated by Stieg Retlin. It was published in 1997 in New Zealand by Scholastic New Zealand, and in 1998 in the United States by Scholastic.

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