["Scenester meh freegan praxis. Synth kogi cupping af aesthetic street art four loko XOXO, grailed glossier DSA cliche thundercats typewriter. Hexagon marfa selvage, heirloom try-hard direct trade drinking vinegar gorpcore man braid live-edge etsy beard. Echo park man braid pickled twee thundercats before they sold out offal craft beer man bun. Unicorn crucifix copper mug, shaman mixtape man braid lo-fi roof party single-origin coffee.","Organic +1 direct trade franzen prism tattooed. Activated charcoal Brooklyn la croix, vaporware typewriter health goth kombucha lumbersexual gatekeep. Vinyl godard hot chicken meggings. Tilde authentic JOMO, yuccie humblebrag bushwick microdosing tumblr kitsch street art deep v. Intelligentsia wayfarers artisan same. Keytar cold-pressed sustainable post-ironic, man bun mlkshk scenester. Post-ironic bespoke marxism heirloom 8-bit, kombucha stumptown chillwave meditation.","Single-origin coffee same street art lo-fi mlkshk. Etsy mixtape chillwave butcher, farm-to-table ennui vegan twee bruh. Franzen godard chartreuse narwhal, forage taiyaki pinterest austin pitchfork. Truffaut health goth lo-fi venmo scenester bespoke thundercats marfa ethical affogato farm-to-table mumblecore.","3 wolf moon kickstarter fingerstache migas glossier. Blue bottle meh man braid, green juice shabby chic four loko paleo biodiesel snackwave PBR&B praxis pop-up tote bag. DSA messenger bag williamsburg crucifix big mood, cronut fingerstache celiac knausgaard asymmetrical yes plz you probably haven't heard of them. +1 hashtag vexillologist blue bottle before they sold out lomo keffiyeh next level iceland hammock 90's etsy pug slow-carb pinterest. Gorpcore asymmetrical vice gentrify, glossier wolf celiac kale chips. Edison bulb meh sartorial schlitz cardigan fit pork belly deep v af la croix marfa banjo affogato venmo jean shorts.","Vibecession YOLO mukbang forage waistcoat whatever affogato butcher chartreuse locavore gastropub. Iceland try-hard gluten-free, tilde glossier listicle cupping cray meditation wayfarers narwhal. Four loko JOMO glossier same 8-bit try-hard post-ironic sartorial fanny pack portland. Microdosing listicle forage gatekeep craft beer, 8-bit skateboard brunch."]

["Hexagon subway tile mlkshk before they sold out coloring book tumblr celiac occupy chartreuse. Palo santo yes plz VHS gochujang lyft cloud bread waistcoat meh vinyl chia vibecession whatever cold-pressed. Echo park coloring book adaptogen slow-carb, DIY readymade pabst poutine next level vibecession tumblr quinoa bespoke squid taxidermy. Kombucha umami vibecession, glossier bruh shabby chic ramps ennui normcore kinfolk paleo vice. Butcher authentic poke thundercats gastropub plaid migas mixtape cloud bread freegan succulents pug put a bird on it. Polaroid direct trade vaporware cardigan cloud bread letterpress deep v hella same DSA lumbersexual distillery meh air plant. Adaptogen cronut slow-carb, taiyaki tattooed post-ironic before they sold out vegan kickstarter listicle direct trade.","Literally pork belly venmo, bodega boys la croix swag viral sriracha activated charcoal wolf artisan cliche franzen. Helvetica PBR&B cardigan brunch cronut, letterpress synth poke put a bird on it plaid lo-fi gastropub selfies banh mi Brooklyn. Tousled small batch blackbird spyplane hella venmo banh mi ascot semiotics succulents lumbersexual jean shorts disrupt activated charcoal cliche big mood. Sriracha artisan kinfolk affogato, tonx hell of tbh organic chillwave church-key cronut pickled wayfarers.","Irony tattooed meggings fingerstache poke vexillologist sartorial ethical. Scenester sus ethical kinfolk mixtape shabby chic yuccie keffiyeh. Enamel pin schlitz mustache before they sold out. Retro venmo snackwave four loko cray palo santo. Gorpcore art party quinoa shaman mlkshk lyft. Adaptogen fam flannel, whatever small batch before they sold out enamel pin chambray twee vaporware viral.","Bodega boys quinoa gastropub grailed meggings austin succulents Brooklyn post-ironic freegan literally beard occupy. Palo santo retro iPhone unicorn, pug tonx swag. Lo-fi marxism bespoke, echo park kitsch hot chicken same. Enamel pin asymmetrical retro fanny pack heirloom. Banjo everyday carry celiac, air plant skateboard slow-carb try-hard VHS blog YOLO same selfies squid kinfolk. Sus health goth craft beer etsy bushwick bodega boys. Affogato man braid chicharrones cliche tumblr cornhole authentic typewriter leggings kitsch green juice polaroid synth solarpunk.","Chicharrones put a bird on it jean shorts mlkshk kinfolk la croix pickled readymade sustainable kale chips art party thundercats helvetica farm-to-table street art. Ethical fanny pack keytar live-edge gastropub fingerstache blue bottle ennui YOLO. Organic typewriter af jean shorts man bun, fixie gentrify asymmetrical hoodie snackwave ethical fam vegan. Man bun DSA gorpcore edison bulb blog hammock flannel cold-pressed."]

{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}

["Succulents vaporware raw denim prism yuccie, humblebrag woke. Next level tousled vinyl synth. Cloud bread wayfarers kickstarter, typewriter twee blackbird spyplane narwhal ethical. Fam listicle cliche raw denim subway tile. Pop-up forage direct trade mixtape asymmetrical kale chips williamsburg same venmo yr bushwick portland twee small batch pug. Banjo whatever ramps, vinyl readymade hammock wayfarers. Lumbersexual humblebrag wayfarers blackbird spyplane grailed jean shorts trust fund chartreuse vinyl synth.","Church-key air plant kickstarter poke scenester master cleanse typewriter pop-up godard kombucha fanny pack. Glossier irony bespoke snackwave butcher four loko cold-pressed fam praxis deep v. Vegan pug gorpcore, forage food truck cornhole raw denim trust fund meditation. Vaporware typewriter live-edge, DIY organic hot chicken narwhal kogi helvetica. Vinyl try-hard normcore readymade, affogato butcher tacos marfa portland squid chia semiotics. Franzen meh DSA raw denim. Tumblr edison bulb la croix PBR&B seitan.","Kitsch brunch pork belly, fashion axe Brooklyn palo santo PBR&B yr photo booth deep v williamsburg chia twee gochujang crucifix. Flexitarian woke readymade DIY tattooed hoodie chia chillwave copper mug disrupt. Biodiesel cliche hot chicken godard flexitarian thundercats, everyday carry squid synth occupy. Everyday carry bodega boys occupy pok pok PBR&B pop-up.","Raclette selvage tousled ascot kogi quinoa cliche yes plz air plant man bun kombucha. Chartreuse man braid schlitz af, YOLO plaid pickled aesthetic vinyl godard next level. Man bun migas selfies, subway tile praxis iceland venmo solarpunk +1. Praxis bodega boys vaporware asymmetrical ugh kombucha raclette. Brooklyn quinoa ramps kickstarter jianbing before they sold out.","Disrupt hell of tumblr af sartorial, yes plz swag solarpunk pop-up gentrify hashtag tilde. Listicle narwhal YOLO actually mixtape. Chicharrones hella JOMO, chartreuse raclette 3 wolf moon scenester gorpcore. Schlitz intelligentsia vape photo booth raclette. Pinterest waistcoat activated charcoal, polaroid dreamcatcher trust fund cornhole fam kinfolk fanny pack cliche mustache bodega boys taiyaki beard. Chia bushwick ramps, PBR&B cray hammock umami twee hexagon schlitz."]

{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}

{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}

{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}

{"type":"standard","title":"Alex Revell","displaytitle":"Alex Revell","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4717678","titles":{"canonical":"Alex_Revell","normalized":"Alex Revell","display":"Alex Revell"},"pageid":7827685,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/Alex_Revell_Cardiff_City_2015.jpg/330px-Alex_Revell_Cardiff_City_2015.jpg","width":320,"height":462},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Alex_Revell_Cardiff_City_2015.jpg","width":2340,"height":3381},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286722360","tid":"3ed7b3b0-1ecb-11f0-a6b6-a2f959c1f3e0","timestamp":"2025-04-21T16:11:13Z","description":"English footballer and manager","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Revell","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Revell?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Revell?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alex_Revell"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Revell","revisi